cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

But how much did they cost?

Honestly! The laughter, the smile, the joke. *fluttery heart eyes*

(Source: meesaa)

Hey Loves! I will be chatting it up on the Bruce RADEL Show next Wednesday at 6pm. Make sure you go to http://www.BruceRadel.com/ to listen to the live airing. I will be joined by Richardo Montalbum and Sweetie Bird as we talk about Burlesque and of course, BRUNCHLESQUE!

Hey Loves! I will be chatting it up on the Bruce RADEL Show next Wednesday at 6pm. Make sure you go to http://www.BruceRadel.com/ to listen to the live airing. I will be joined by Richardo Montalbum and Sweetie Bird as we talk about Burlesque and of course, BRUNCHLESQUE!

Why is this not a gif of him taking off his shirt? I am so sad I need ice cream now.

Why is this not a gif of him taking off his shirt? I am so sad I need ice cream now.

misstayva:

@thelolitahaze #lolitahaze #thenymphetofburlesque wearing #Aurora #Corrugated© #confettilucite #earrings for @pinupgirlclothing in a fun, kitschy video promoting #LasVegas #burlesque event #BRUNCHLESQUE… Coming up on August 10! Check out #YouTube user “BRUNCHLESQUE ” for the full length hilarious #video. #sparklelux #pinupgirlclothing #pinupgirlstyle

misstayva:

@thelolitahaze #lolitahaze #thenymphetofburlesque wearing #Aurora #Corrugated© #confettilucite #earrings for @pinupgirlclothing in a fun, kitschy video promoting #LasVegas #burlesque event #BRUNCHLESQUE… Coming up on August 10! Check out #YouTube user “BRUNCHLESQUE ” for the full length hilarious #video. #sparklelux #pinupgirlclothing #pinupgirlstyle

Brunchlesque! August Promo The Eating Game

misstayva:

thelolitahaze:

Check out my bad acting in this promo for my next show, Brunchlesque!

SparkleLux Aurora confetti lucite earrings (available through Pinup Girl Clothing
teampinup
), in action! Worn by
thelolitahaze